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Compostable

Capable of decomposing in under 12 weeks (90 days) in a compost environment without leaving toxicity in the soil.

• Made in United Kingdom

• Weight: 1.76 oz (49.9 g)

• Dimensions: 4.3 x 4.3 x 2 in (11 x 11 x 5 cm)